Yep, it's summer. I'm lazy, but I'm also crazy.

That's why I've updated this terrific list of wrestler's real names. Kids, it's the official 2008 edition. Enjoy!

TODAY:
Hazem Ali: Armando Alejandro Estrada
Ken Anderson: Mr. Kennedy
Dave Batista: Dave Bautista
Retesh Bhalla: Sonjay Dutt
Alvin Burke Jr.: MVP
Steve Borden: Sting
Phil Brooks: C.M. Punk
Mark Callaway: Undertaker
Anthony Carelli: Santino Marella
Carlos Colon Jr.: Carlito Cool
Cliff Compton: Domino
Adam Copeland: Edge
Daniel Covell: Christopher Daniels
Eddie Fatu: Umaga
Dave Findlay: Finlay
Richard Morgan Fliehr: The Nature Boy Ric Flair
Nelson Frazier: Big Daddy V
Terry Gerin: Rhino
James Gibson: Jamie Noble
Salvador Guerrero: Chavo Guerrero
Oscar Gutierrez: Rey Mysterio
Drew Hankinson: Festus
John Hennigan: John Morrison
Mike Hettinga: Mike Knox
Michael S. Hickenbottom: Shawn Michaels
Robert Howard: Bob Holly
Booker Huffman: Booker T
Chris Irvine: Chris Jericho
Francisco Islas: Super Crazy
Glen Jacobs: Kane
Allen Jones: A.J. Styles
Matthew Kaye: Matt Striker
John Layfield: JBL
Tommy Laughlin: Tommy Dreamer
Jean-Paul LeVesque: Hunter Hearst Helmsley
Scott Levy: Raven
Patrick Martin: Alex Shelley
Darren Matthews: William Regal
Chris Mordetsky: Chris Masters
Sean Morley: Val Venis
Chris Park: Abyss
Dylan Postl: Hornswoggle
Jonathan Rechner: Balls Mahoney
James Reiher Jr.: Deuce
Jason Reso: Christian
Dean Roll: Shark Boy
Dustin Runells: Dustin Rhodes
Joe Seannoa: Samoa Joe
Peter Senerca: Tazz
Jamar Shipman: Jay Lethal
Dalip Singh: The Great Khali
Travis Tomko: Tyson Tomko
Paul Wight: The Big Show
Kia Williams: Awesome Kong
James Yun: Jimmy Wang Yang

Podcast: 'Old School, New School' -- Episode 79

YESTERDAY:
Kerry Adkisson: The Texas Tornado, Kerry Von Erich
Tom Billington: The Dynamite Kid
Richard Blood: Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat
Terry Gene Bollea: Hulk Hogan
Adolpho Bresciano: Dino Bravo
Chris Chavis: Tatanka
Eldridge Wayne Coleman: Superstar Billy Graham
Barry Darsow: Repo Man
William DeMott: Hugh Morrus
Nick Dinsmore: Eugene
Amy Dumas: Lita
Lillian Ellison: The Fabulous Moolah
Sidney Ray Eudy: Sid Vicious
Page Falkenburg: Diamond Dallas Page
Roy Wayne Ferris: The Honky Tonk Man
Keith Franke: Adrian Adonis
Frank Goodish: Bruiser Brody
George Gray: The One-Man Gang
Peter Gruner: Billy Kidman
Jim Harris: Kamala, The Ugandan Giant
Raymond Louis Heenan: Bobby Heenan
Michael Hegstrand: Road Warrior Hawk
James Janos: Jesse Ventura
Joe Laurinaitis: Road Warrior Animal
Edward Leslie: Brutus Beefcake
Reggie Lisowski: The Crusher
Marty Lunde: Arn Anderson
Robert Marella: Gorilla Monsoon
Troy Martin: Shane Douglas
Edward McDaniel: Chief Wahoo McDaniel
John Minton: Big John Studd
William Moody: Paul Bearer
James Myers: George "The Animal" Steele
Chris Pallies: King Kong Bundy
James Parris: Ivan Koloff
Josip Peruzovic: Nikolai Volkoff
Larry Pfohl: Lex Luger
Randy Poffo: Randy "Macho Man" Savage
Jim Raschke: Baron Von Raschke
James Reiher: Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka
Virgil Runnels: Dusty Rhodes
Sylvester Ritter: The Junkyard Dog
Al Rogowski: Ole Anderson
Al Sarven: Al Snow
Joe Scarpa: Chief Jay Strongbow
Scott Simpson: Nikita Koloff
Aurelian Smith Jr: Jake "The Snake" Roberts
Merced Solis: Tito Santana
Rob Szatkowski: Rob Van Dam
Rod Toombs: "Rowdy" Roddy Piper
Kozrow Vaziri: The Iron Sheik
Sean Waltman: X-Pacv Larry Whistler: Larry Zbyszko
Steve Williams: Stone Cold Steve Austin
John Wisinski Jr.: Greg "The Hammer" Valentine
John Wisinski Sr.: Johnny Valentine

Had enough "Old School, New School" for one day? Didn't think so.

That's why you're going to tune into Episode 79 of the Professor Wrestling podcast of the very same name RIGHT HERE! This week, Dr. Mike Lano (real name: Gilford McDillablocken) and George Schire (real name: Nester Bloddadofisk) wrap up the big Cauliflower Alley reunion in Las Vegas and look ahead to the WWE draft! So download it now, and don't ask questions.

Now scram.

Class is dismissed!

(Professor Wrestling is a masked employee of Internet Broadcasting, hailing from Parts Unknown. Got a question, comment, complaint? E-mail him right here. )