Listen up!

Class is in session.

I tried to watch "Smackdown!" last night, but I have to admit -- I wasn’t too interested.

When I’m not wearing the mask to write this fun little column, my job is to digitize video news clips and put them on Internet sites.

So for the past week, I’ve been immersed in Hurricane Katrina and the horror that followed.

My only conclusion is this: there’s not much I can do to change things. Except to perhaps give some money to relief agencies, such as the Red Cross or Catholic Charities.

Now I know that gas is $3.60 a gallon and the mortgage is due and the kids need school clothes -- but in my case, at least I have a car and a home and healthy children. After Katrina, too many good people lost everything.

OK, enough preaching. Time for the hard sell. By clicking this link, you’ll go to a page which has all the information you need to help those in need.

Again, I’d love to sit here and talk about how great Chris Benoit is and how Ric Flair should get more respect and why TNA is ready to explode to greatness -- but that stuff can wait until next week.

There’s probably a few of you out there who just wanted a light read to get away from Katrina. If that’s the case, please read some of my past columns, which are listed below.

Thanks in advance for helping, and have a great holiday weekend.

Class dismissed!

(Professor Wrestling is a masked employee of Internet Broadcasting.)